January 2010
74 posts
I hate when people who say they’re gonna do...
Common “The light”
This nigg's FACEBOOK STATUS:
“Aint notin wrong w/ a BALD-HEADED GIRL! Instead of PULLING THEIR HAIR I JUS GOTTA PALM THEIR HEAD like a BASKETBALL! LMAO”
This shit had me roolllin’
Snow in VA. Beach, Say Whaaat?!
It’s been a minute since we had snow. If I’m not mistaken we haven’t had snow since like 02’! Lastnight Jay & I doubted the meteorologist about the snow cause he’s always wrong. Ayeee he was right for the first time. HAHAHA. I woke this morning looked out my blinds and got excited like it was Christmas. HAHAH I felt like a lil kid again. I wanna make snow...
My cousin is a reckless.
Meli: Ash lets get a hello kitty tattoo together.
Me: Sure why not. I don't know where I wanna get it
Meli: On your ass, so Jay can see it when he's pokin' you.
Me: OMG you nasty ass.
WatchUsher- “Daddy’s home”
Damn I can't believe I fell for you this hard, but...
@11:30PM
Me: Mom I'm hungry!
Mom: Go eat Jay.
Me: OMG, gross.
My hands hurrrrt.
I shouldn’t have volunteered to help my mom’s bf w/ his job. Why am I so damn nice for?! lol I got all this data entry stuff I have to type up. & the deadline is Friday. FML I’m gettin’ paid though, so that’s all I care about :)
Ayee yo.
Melissa: Yo bf is so excited about Friday. He was quite at work today.
Me: Yeah he told me yesterday and he's been texting me every morning waking me up.
Melissa: I know you wouldn't mind your boo texting you
Me: Hahah what time did you give him a lunch break?
Melissa: Around 9:30
Me: Yeah for the past 2 days he's been texting me
Melissa: Awwww, he texts you on his lunch break. So fucking cute.
Me: Hahah I know
Melissa: Imma come over right when you get out of class
Me: Haah okay
MamaPonce
Mom: Did you talk to Jay today?
Me: Yeah. Why?
Mom: Just wanna know how my son-in-law is doing.
Me: You're real funny mom.
Mom: You're lucky I like him, if I didn't it woulda been a whole different story.
I can only...
give you advice, but at the end I know you’ll make the right decision. So, keep your head up and don’t let the little petty stuff get to you. I love you.
Like Really?!
So, one of my brother’s so called friends asked me “What happen to David and Alyssa?!” Really?! I hate when people ask me that or just wanna know what happen. I got so heated. Like wtf do I look like?! That boy is lucky, I didn’t punch him dead in his mouth! Man, people need to let that shit go. They been broken up for a year & some change. She’s doin’ her...
Blu & Exile F/ Miguel Jontel - “First...
My words are mistakes and my thoughts are unclean.
What to do you expect from me?
ERIC WOOTEN
IM SO PROUD OF YOU! You got the MEPS thing out the way, now you leave for boot-camp soon. Man, Im just proud of you. You’re getting your career started. You doin’ ya thang! I LOVE you man!
HAPPPY BIRTHDAYYY THERESA!
Happy birthdayy mamas :) Have a goooood one. Hope to see you and baby Xavier & Ant real soon. I love you!
“Being a bitch is part of my charm.”
I wish girls would grow the fuck up...
STOP acting so damn immature and act ya damn age, thanks :)
You know who you are...
We need to talk, cause I’m tired of avoiding each other. I want us to be close again. Cause I feel like you’re hiding something from me, REALLY. If you don’t wanna talk yet, then I understand. I’m not trying to force you! Just come to me, when you’re ready. I don’t want our friendship to end because of something stupid we did. It’s a new year and lets...
“NEVER REGRET. If it’s good then it’s wonderful. If it’s bad...”
J.Cole “Lights Please”
“I get so anxious when I’m around you”
– =)
“When someone tells you that you can’t be who you are you just tell them you’re a...”
– Lady Gaga (via rebeccaisacliche) (via misslu619) (via girlylollipop) (via definefashion)
P.jenkins
Happppy 18th birthdayyyy =]
I can’t believe you’re already 18. Have a good one. Love you always mannn
5-6:40pm
About to leave to English class. Oh what fun. I still haven’t got my English book yet and I need it today :/ FML
“I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind”
– Lil Wayne & Eminem “Drop the world”
“I never thought I’d fall for you as hard as I did”
– Keri Hilson “Knock you down”
Another day...
Of class -_- I have English today, hopefully it won’t be boring. Yesterday, my math class was pretty chill. My teacher is such a nerd. But he had me rollin’ in class. At least he had some sense of humor. Class isn’t that long today only 5-6:30pm! Imma get ready now, so I’ll be back on later on.
“You can look all over but you’ll never find (hot shit) like mine, cause I...”
– Kid Cudi
I HATE...
When people are late, I wake up so damn early to get ready when I could be sleeping in still. Ugh!
CHALESE muthaeffin' BRYANT
HAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYY 19th BIRRRRTTHHHHDAYYYYY! YOU OLD BITCH! jk jk I freaking love you! CAN”T wait for later on today, I get to take you out! =) Btw, Imma be so lazy after we eat. Imma get the itis, and won’t make it to class. HAHAHA jk
“Nobody dies a virgin in the end life FUCKS us all”
Ashley is an ALCHY :P
Me: Omg, I coulda drank at Melissa's house. Bottles just lined up READY for me lol
Chalese: i understand ur alcoholicism
Me: So many flavors, so many bottles so little time
Chalese: haha i freakin love u
Me: Haha i love you too, you don't understand I was in heaven =) too bad Im home now :/ haha
“When you are in Love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than...”
– Dr Seuss